There's an old saying that goes something like this, “it's not the vodka, it's the olives that get ya.” I'm saying something along those lines this morning, although I'm not sure if it's the “Panama Cough” that metamorphosed into something else during the night or the Pub Crawl. The second…
One thing about toilets on ships. They suck. If you've never been on a ship before, the toilets are a little different than those back home. The head on a ship operates on a vacuum system, much like the toilets on newer aircraft. You do your business, close the lid,…
I think we all have a “Bucket List.” Whether we want to admit to it or not, there are a few things that we each want to do before the Grim Reaper rings the doorbell. Me, I have a few on my list. The first involves Kirstie Alley, Justin Beiber,…
Following a day at sea, we made a very quick stop in Cartagena, Colombia on our way to the Panama Canal. We docked around 7am, and those with shore excursions jetted off the ship while those who didn't, like me, slept soundly until the Indonesian guy who brings the scrambled…
The best day on a cruise is a day at sea. The absolute perfect day to relax with a Bahama Mama by the pool. If you buy her a drink... well, that's a bad joke. Speaking of bad jokes, a guy walks into a bar, and says to the bartender,…
When you're on a cruise, you're held captive with people from all over the world. Some don't speak English. Some may dress in their cultural attire. Some think wearing a Speedo at 450 pounds is acceptable. Some may be offended by the 20-something French woman who's topless on Deck 10…
The only time I eat scrambled eggs is when I'm on a cruise. From an early age, eggs freaked me out. You see, from an egg comes a chicken, therefore it's my belief that eating eggs is like eating unborn chickens. Now you don't need to go into the whole…
Day three is in the books and it was a warm and breezy day at sea as we set a course for Aruba along our trip to the Panama Canal. One thing to note about this cruise on Holland America Line's ms Zuiderdam... the ship is not full, which is…
Day two aboard Holland America Line's ms Zuiderdam has come and gone, and what an awesome day it was! I started the day having breakfast served on my verandah where the warm sunshine, bright blue water, and a gentle breeze were the perfect accompaniment to scrambled eggs, bacon, and ham.…
Living just 30 minutes north of Ft. Lauderdale has its perks for folks like me who like to cruise. During the winter months, the cruise lines base several ships in Port Everglades to take those who want to escape the cold to the warm climate in the Caribbean. Having been…
