Day 6 already — and yes, I’m back in Cozumel, Mexico. If you’ve been following along, I was just here last week during my cruise on Cunard’s Queen Elizabeth, and before that… well, I’ve lost count. Let’s just say Cozumel and I see each other more often than most people see their extended family.

I like to call Cozumel the “Nassau of the Western Caribbean.”

Why?

Because if you sail to the Eastern Caribbean or the Bahamas, you always end up in Nassau — the most visited, most disliked, and consistently worst-rated port of call year after year. Flip that around to a Western Caribbean itinerary, and nine times out of ten your ship is calling on Cozumel.

The difference?

Cozumel doesn’t have the rock-bottom ratings that Nassau does. Not even close. People actually like Cozumel. Myself included!

Welcome to Cozumel!
Welcome to Cozumel!

But today’s visit is a little unique for me. Instead of the standard 8am–5pm stop, we don’t dock until 10am… and then we’re here all the way until 9pm. A long port day in Cozumel is rare.

The day, however, started with an unexpected… wake-up call.

At 6:20am, the captain came over the shipwide PA system — which normally only broadcasts into public spaces — but this one was piped directly into all staterooms. When that happens, it’s never good news. He apologized for the early intrusion but explained that a guest had been reported missing, and missing-person procedures were underway. He announced the guest’s name and cabin number and asked him to immediately contact Guest Services.

About ten minutes later, the captain came back on to let us know the passenger had been found. Crisis averted.

Naturally, this became the hot gossip of the day. Rumors swirled faster than you can spell Z-U-I-D-E-R-D-A-M. People were tossing theories around all over the ship, and — let’s just say the missing guest wasn’t actually missing… he just “happened to” spend the night in someone else’s stateroom, much to the “surprise” of his family.

What happens on the ship stays on the ship, right?  Well… mostly.


The Post-Cruise Survey

Since I’ve covered Cozumel more times than I can count, I’m not going to bore you today with yet another rundown of the three different piers, what excursions you can do, or where to find the closest beach. If you want all that, hop back to my Day 8 Queen Elizabeth report from last week, where I provided plenty of details.

Instead, today I want to talk about something far more important than which pier you’re at: the post-cruise survey.

Every single cruise line sends one out.  Every cruiser gets one.  And almost nobody fills it out properly — or at all.

But here’s the thing: the post-cruise survey is one of the most powerful tools you have as a guest. It’s the only official channel that shoreside leadership absolutely, 100% pays attention to. They read the ratings. They read the comments. They track trends. And yes, they take action based on what guests say.

So when you skip the survey or breeze through it just to get it done, you’re missing an opportunity to shape the future of the experience — both for yourself and for the crew you interact with.

Meeting up with more crew friends from other ships! Hi, Jason!
Meeting up with more crew friends from other ships! Hi, Jason!

Why Surveys Matter So Much

You’ve probably heard crew members gently reminding you to remember them on the survey. There’s a reason for that — and it’s not because they just want a pat on the back.

Crew members have a very real, very personal stake in your feedback.

When a guest mentions a crew member by name and department, that comment is sent to them directly. They get recognized onboard and those mentions help determine things like:

  • Extra hours off
  • A dinner in a specialty restaurant
  • Internal awards
  • Priority for promotions
  • Preference for scheduling and contract assignments

For many crew, these surveys are their version of an annual performance review — except it happens every week, and the “bosses” are the guests they serve.

You’d be amazed how many crew worked their way up from stateroom attendants to supervisors, to managers, and even to onboard leadership positions — all helped along by consistent positive guest feedback.

When you meet someone who makes your cruise better — a server, a bartender, an activities host, a cabin steward — snap a quick picture of their name tag. That way, when the survey hits your inbox a day or two after the cruise, you won’t be trying to remember if their name was “Maria,” “Marina,” or “Mariano.”

Fill out the survey honestly. If something was great, say so.  If something was not so great, say that too.  Cruise lines want that data. They use it. Trust me — the entire hospitality industry lives and dies by Net Promoter Scores (NPS scores).

But above all, take the time to recognize the crew who took care of you. That one comment you write might be the thing that helps them move up, get a perk, or feel appreciated when they’re thousands of miles from home working 10- to 14-hour days so that you can relax.

So when that survey shows up after your cruise… don’t ignore it. Fill it out.


Holland America Daily Gratituties

Now, let’s talk money and a subject that gets a ton of attention in online forums.  Daily gratituties.

Gratuities, or “Crew Appreciation” as Holland America calls it, are a big part of how the crew gets compensated, and they’re automatically added to your onboard account as a lump sum amount. As of November 2025, it’s $17 per person, per day for standard staterooms and $19 per person, per day for suites. On top of that, an 18 percent service charge is automatically applied to things like drinks (if not part of a drink package), specialty dining, and spa services.

These amounts go into a pooled fund that supports far more than just your room steward or dining room team. Everyone who plays a part in your cruise experience—from housekeeping and dining teams to the laundry staff, deck crew, guest services, entertainment techs, and tons of behind-the-scenes workers you’ll never actually see—benefits from this pool. Holland America even says in their FAQ that these gratuities represent “an important part of their compensation,” and that is absolutely true.

The thing to remember, and the part most guests don’t realize, is that when you remove or reduce the daily gratuity, you’re not just stiffing the person who cleaned your room. You’re taking money away from dozens of people who helped deliver your vacation without you ever knowing their names.

Yes, you can go to Guest Services and have the automatic gratuities adjusted or even removed entirely—it’s your cruise, your choice—but doing so has a real impact on a lot of hardworking crew members who are relying on that income. Some guests take them off because “I barely saw my steward,” or, “I tip people in cash,” but the gratuities don’t just pay the people you personally interact with. They also support the folks making your food in the galley, the cleaners keeping public areas spotless, the maintenance workers fixing things at 3am, and the laundry team who make sure your towels are clean.

They don’t get to opt out of doing their jobs, and when guests remove their gratuities, the crew feels it.

My friend Reema working the Ocean Bar on the Nieuw Amsterdam
My friend Reema working the Ocean Bar on the Nieuw Amsterdam

Dinner at Canaletto

Tonight’s dinner took me to Canaletto, Holland America’s little Italian restaurant tucked into a carved-out corner of the Lido Market. Don’t let its location fool you — once you sit down, it transforms into a proper white-tablecloth, full-service dining space that is separated from the buffet it lives next to. At $25 per person (+18%), it continues to be one of the best specialty-dining values in the fleet, especially on ships like Zuiderdam where your options are limited to just Pinnacle Grill and this spot.

If you’re a die-hard Canaletto fan, brace yourself… the menu changes next week. Yes, the beloved Osso Bucco — the dish everyone raves about — is sailing off into the sunset, making way for a veal scaloppini. So that’s exactly why I ordered the Osso Bucco tonight. Gotta get the good stuff before they yank it away. And it did not disappoint. It was huge, fall-apart tender, and packed with flavor — served over creamy risotto with a rich sauce. If it truly disappears next week, I guess I’ll find out when I board Rotterdam on Sunday.

Dinner starts with a fantastic bread service — a dense, addictive bread with several different spreads and dips.

Bread service from Canaletto on Zuiderdam
Bread service from Canaletto on Zuiderdam

For starters, I went all in with the antipasto plate and meatballs, both solid choices and full of the familiar flavors you want from a casual Italian spot.

For dessert, I kept it light with an affogato, because a scoop of gelato drowned in espresso is always the right answer.

Afogato from Canaletto on Zuiderdam
Afogato from Canaletto on Zuiderdam

Since it was Orange Party night, more on that in a minute, a special Dutch menu was being served in the main dining room which you can see in both the MDR and Lido Market menus below.

Dinner at Canaletto had great service, hearty Italian comfort food, the pacing was spot-on, the team working the room couldn’t have been more attentive, and honestly… it’s impossible to walk out of Canaletto hungry. If you do, that’s on you, not them.


Holland America Orange Party!

Now — onto one of Holland America’s most fun nighttime events: the Orange Party.

If you’ve never sailed HAL before, here’s the deal. Orange isn’t just a random color; it’s part of the cruise line’s heritage tied to the Dutch Royal Family — the House of Orange-Nassau. So once per cruise, they throw a massive themed bash where everyone is encouraged (let’s call it strongly encouraged) to dress in as much orange as humanly possible. Shirts, dresses, hats, sunglasses, tutu skirts, glow sticks — if it’s orange, wear it. The more ridiculous, the better.

Tonight’s Orange Party kicked off at 9:30pm at the Lido Pool, which is a perfect venue since the retractable roof can stay open for a breezy Caribbean night or close up if weather goes sideways. When you walked in, the lighting was orange, the décor was orange, the drinks were orange… you get the idea. HAL goes all in with this.

Speaking of drinks, they offer specialty cocktails available only during the Orange Party — and yes, they are orange.

Servers also migle with passed appetizers, little bites, puff pastries, and other finger foods so you can nibble, sip, and people-watch without ever needing to stand in line.

And then there’s a DJ to get people dance around the pool, start a conga line, and it’s just a fun, festive night that’s always the highlight of a HAL cruise.  Now we all know that HAL doesn’t have a reputation for being the “late-night party cruise line,” but the Orange Party honestly proves they can throw one heck of a bash when they want to.

Tomorrow, it’s our last day and we’re spending it at sea as we head back to Miami.  I get one day off in between cruises, as I board Holland America’s Rotterdam on Sunday!  So stay tuned for one more report from the Zuiderdam and as always, thanks for following along!

Daily Schedule

TimeEventLocation
7:00 AMAbs ClassFitness Center
7:30 AMWalk a MileOcean Bar
8:00 AMCrosswords & Number Puzzles are AvailableAtrium
8:00 AMA Pickup Game of PickleballSport Court
8:00 AMTai Chi for EveryoneLido Poolside
9:00 AMPickleball Instruction: Serving & ScoringSport Court
9:00 AMCoffee with JoseRolling Stone Lounge
9:30 AMStretch and ReleaseFitness Center
9:30 AMShop Like a Local in CozumelExplorer's Lounge
9:30 AMColoring for AdultsArt Studio
10:00 AMComplimentary Massage SamplerSpa & Salon
10:00 AMPickleball TournamentSport Court
10:00 AMCollect Cozumel Shopping CardsPort & Shopping Desk
10:00 AMParty Bridge Play until 4:00pmHudson Room
10:00 AMDance Class: Cha ChaRolling Stone Lounge
10:30 AMCreating Doodle Designs: LighthouseArt Studio
11:00 AMShuffleboard Tournament for TeensShuffleboard Court
11:00 AMZuiderdam Arrives in CozumelComments
11:00 AMCozumel Photo Opportunity until 1:00PMPier Ashore
11:30 AMOrigami Folding: CraneArt Studio
1:00 PMToday's Trivia: FoodBillboard Onboard
1:00 PMMahjong Players Meet until 4:00pmGame Room
1:00 PMSteel Pan Player PlaysSea View Poolside
2:00 PMToday's Movie: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black PearlWorld Stage
2:00 PMHealth Seminar: Relieving Back PainFitness Center
2:00 PMSteel Pan Player PlaysSea View Poolside
2:30 PMHealthy Hair ConsultationsSpa & Salon
2:30 PMColoring for AdultsArt Studio
3:00 PMDiabetes Weight Loss and Chinese Herbs
3:00 PMA Pickup Game of PickleballSport Court
3:30 PM50% Off Happy HourOcean Bar
3:30 PMAnti-Aging Miracles with Your Med-Spa PhysicianSpa & Salon
3:30 PM50% Off Happy HourBillboard Onboard
3:30 PMModern Calligraphy: Brush StrokesArt Studio
4:00 PMPure Form Pilates $20*Fitness Center
4:00 PMTeam Trivia ChallengeBillboard Onboard
4:00 PMPing Pong TournamentLido Poolside
4:30 PMFriends of Bill W. MeetHalf Moon Room
4:30 PMOrigami Folding: CraneArt Studio
5:00 PMOrange Party Casual Portrait StudiosDeck 2
5:00 PMOrange Party Casual Portrait StudiosDeck 3
5:00 PMThe Dam Band PlaysOcean Bar
5:00 PMPure Form Yoga $20*Fitness Center
5:00 PMVivace Strings PlaysExplorer's Lounge
5:00 PMEvening Catholic PrayerHudson Room
5:00 PMDutch DinnerMain Dining Room
6:00 PMEvening StretchFitness Center
6:00 PMVivace Strings PlaysExplorer's Lounge
6:30 PMFootprint and Posture AnalysisFitness Center
7:00 PMWorkshop: Learn to Give a Massage $69Spa & Salon
7:00 PMMusic Trivia: Let's PartyRolling Stone Lounge
7:30 PMOn World Stage: Magician John AccardoWorld Stage
7:45 PMThe Dam Band PlaysOcean Bar
8:00 PMLadies Night in the Thermal Suite $39*Spa & Salon
8:00 PMUNO Challenge for TeensCrow's Nest
8:00 PMZuiderdam Bar Hop $29Crow's Nest
8:15 PMBillboard Onboard Plays Never #1Billboard Onboard
8:15 PMGame Show: The Game Of LoveRolling Stone Lounge
8:30 PMAll Aboard as Zuiderdam Departs CozumelComments
8:45 PMThe Dam Band PlaysOcean Bar
9:00 PMOn World Stage: Magician John AccardoWorld Stage
9:00 PMSteel Pan Player PlaysSea View Poolside
9:15 PMBillboard Onboard Plays One-Hit WondersBillboard Onboard
9:30 PMSweet Luxuries: Le Vian ExperienceEffy Jewelry
9:30 PMThe Orange PartyLido Poolside
9:30 PMBeauty under $50The Shops
10:00 PMLast-Minute GiftsThe Shops
10:30 PMBillboard Onboard Plays All RequestsBillboard Onboard
11:00 PMOver $595000 Paradise Lotto Jackpot Drawing
11:59 PMStay and Play Slots All NightCasino

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