After a great first day onboard for Virgin Voyages Brilliant Lady’s MerMaiden Voyage from Miami, I’m starting to get settled in and more in-tune with the whole Virgin cruises style.  Sir Richard Branson himself is onboard for this inaugural sailing, which makes this already special voyage even more memorable, as he’s been out and about mingling with guests, I mean sailors. Headliner Kelis, who I had to Google to see who she is, will perform on the final night of the cruise. For this sailing, Brilliant Lady is calling on just three ports – St. Maarten, Tortola, and Virgin Voyages’ Beach Club at Bimini – with four sea days scattered about.

Today was the first of those four sea days as we make our way toward St. Maarten. Some sailors have already started grumbling about the number of sea days, but honestly, any day on a ship is better than a day on land.

Lick Me Till Ice Cream
Lick Me Till Ice Cream

And speaking of St. Maarten – it’s on my list of favorite islands to visit. I can’t wait to get back to the Cuban cigar lounge right at the port that sells only authentic Cubans and offers premium liquors, and to Whiskey Paradise, a shop about a 30- to 40-minute walk away known for its impressive selection of Blanton’s bourbon. There’s also Great Bay Beach, just a short walk from the pier, with its boardwalk, bars, and plenty of beach, and then there’s the famous Maho Beach where planes land right over your head. But I’ll talk more about St. Maarten once we get there.

For now, it’s all about the sea-day. On Brilliant Lady, brunch is served in The Wake – the ship’s steakhouse and seafood restaurant (and also where I had dinner later in the evening). If you’re in the mood for something quicker, there’s The Galley, which is Virgin’s take on a buffet – except it’s not a buffet. Think of it as a modern food hall with different food stalls offering everything from all-day breakfast and burgers to salads, bento boxes, tacos, and noodles. You walk up, order, and they make it fresh for you. If it’s not ready immediately, you’ll get a buzzer and pick it up when it’s done.

Lounge seating on Brilliant Lady
Lounge seating on Brilliant Lady

Brilliant Lady’s Pool Decks and Outdoor Spaces

As expected on a sea day, the pool decks were the place to be – and the people-watching didn’t disappoint. Virgin Voyages attracts quite the mix of personalities, and there’s always something happening by the pool.

The main pool, The Aquatic Club, is located on Deck 15 forward. It’s the ship’s largest pool, though “large” is generous – it’s more of a plunge pool surrounded by oversized daybeds (which go fast) and plenty of loungers. There’s a bar right there, so you’re never far from your next drink. If you prefer to bake in the sun, there are loungers overlooking the pool with zero shade and maximum rays.

The Aquatic Club Pool on Brilliant Lady
The Aquatic Club Pool on Brilliant Lady

A short walk away midship is the Well-Being Pool, near the Gym & Tonic Bar and the jogging track. It’s smaller and a little quieter – a good place to relax after a workout.

The Well Being Pool on Brilliant Lady
The Well Being Pool on Brilliant Lady

All the way aft is The Athletic Club, one of the most unique spaces on the ship. It features a boxing ring, outdoor fitness equipment, a basketball court, a massive wrap-around daybed overlooking the wake, and the Catamaran Net — a giant hammock suspended 16 decks above the ocean. It’s a must-try for the view alone.

Boxing Ring on Brilliant Lady
Boxing Ring on Brilliant Lady
The Catamaran Net on Brilliant Lady
The Catamaran Net on Brilliant Lady

There are also cabanas for rent: $200 per day for up to four sailors or $250 for up to eight. Each includes a dedicated server, towels, daybed seating, a mini fridge with water, snacks, and a bar tab credit ($40 or $80 depending on size).

Even with a full ship, there were always open spots to relax – it never felt chaotic.

The Perfect Spot – My Balcony Hammock

After some exploring, I headed to my favorite spot on the ship – my Virgin red hammock on my stateroom balcony. I’m not sure whose idea it was to put hammocks on cruise ship balconies (Sir Richard, maybe?), but whoever it was deserves a raise. It’s genius. It saves space, it’s comfortable, and it sways perfectly with the motion of the ship. Add in a cool breeze and the sound of the sea, and it’s pure bliss. My balcony’s shaded, so I can use it anytime without roasting. I’ll admit – I’ve already fallen asleep in it more than once.

Balcony for stateroom 14170A on Virgin Voyages Brilliant Lady
Balcony for stateroom 14170A on Virgin Voyages Brilliant Lady

What You Pay For (and What You Don’t)

Before getting into the evening activities, let’s talk about some of the things you do pay for on Virgin Voyages. Like I mentioned yesterday, there are no drink packages. All your non-alcoholic drinks – except specialty coffees -are included. Want a Coke? It’s free. Sparkling water? Free. Juices, sodas, even snacks like cereal bars or licorice? All included.

Yummies!
Yummies!
More Yummies!
More Yummies!

When it comes to alcohol, Virgin uses the Bar Tab system. If you buy one before your cruise, you usually get a small bonus. For example, a $250 bar tab might cost you $200 depending on the promo. Once onboard, there are no discounts – you just pay as you go. Drink prices are pretty standard: about $8–$10 for beer and $12+ for cocktails or wine.

Another thing that’s free (and optional to upgrade) is Wi-Fi. Every sailor gets complimentary basic Wi-Fi for checking email, web browsing, and social media. If you need to stream or make video calls like I do, you can upgrade – the streaming plan for this eight-day cruise was $210. VPN access costs extra, but single-day passes are available too if you only need it occasionally.

Evening Activities

Since I’ll be at sea for quite a while, surrounded by delicious food and sugary temptation, I figured I’d better get moving. After polishing off some of those cereal bars and licorice, I told myself, “You need to burn this off before dinner, fat ass!”

I try to keep up with my daily four-mile walk routine, and on sea days that means hitting the suspended jogging/walking track on the top deck. It’s a great track with ocean views and some strong wind resistance to make you work a little harder. The only downside? The number of influencers using it as their personal runway. I spent half my walk dodging couples staging windblown photo shoots with tripods and light rings with the Virgin logo as the backdrop. I kindly reminded them it’s a jogging track, not an audition for “America’s Next Top Content Creator” as one dude got a little pissy that I was getting in the way.

Influencers, you’re a scourge. There, I said it.

Virgin!
Virgin!

Casino and Dinner at The Wake

I kicked off the evening in the casino, which unfortunately didn’t show me much love. I won a few small rounds on the slots but nothing to recover what I’d lost the night before.

Virgin’s main casino is non-smoking, which I like, but they also have a tiny smoking section tucked away behind the cage called The Smoking Room. The name makes it sound like a classy cigar lounge where you can enjoy a Cuban with a drink in hand. The reality? It’s a sad little room with a handful of slot machines, no bar, no music, and a vibe somewhere between awkward and depressing. I stayed long enough to lose a few bucks and left before I caught the melancholy.

The Smoking Room on Brilliant Lady
The Smoking Room on Brilliant Lady

Originally, I had a reservation at Gunbae, the Korean BBQ restaurant, but I wasn’t in the mood to grill my own dinner. So I checked the app for last-minute openings and lucked out with a walk-up at The Wake. The host offered me a seat at the bar – well, technically a bar counter that doesn’t serve drinks – and I took it. It actually turned out to be a great spot!

Bar seating at The Wake on Brilliant Lady
Bar seating at The Wake on Brilliant Lady
Delicious bread to start from The Wake on Brilliant Lady
Delicious bread to start from The Wake on Brilliant Lady

The Wake Menu on Brilliant Lady

THE WAKE — MENUS

Beverages
Brunch Cocktails

Screw This
$11
Tito’s vodka, orange juice, citrus bitters
Filthy Bloody Mary$15
Ketel One vodka, Tanqueray gin or Don Julio blanco tequila, green chili, Filthy Food bloody mary mix
The Bellini$13
Sparkling wine, Campari, peach nectar
The Wake Lavender Lane$13
Quarter Proof gin, Italicus bergamot liqueur, Lillet Blanc, lavender water
Aperitivo Spritz (NA)$11
Lyre’s Italian Spritz, Noughty sparkling wine, orange blossom water
Bottomless Brunch
Choice of$35
Provocativo Cava Brut • Rosé wine • Mimosa • Filthy Bloody Mary • Draft beer
Treat Yourself — Moët & Chandon Impérial (brut)$75
Wines by the Glass
Saint Louis — brut, France$9
Moët & Chandon Impérial — brut champagne, France$25
La Fiera — moscato, Italy$9
Lucien Albrecht — pinot blanc, France$9
Dipinti — sauvignon blanc, Italy$13
L’Effet Papillon Bio — rosé, France$10
Miraval — rosé, Provence, France$15
Casa Lapostolle — carménère, Chile$9
Bent Coast — pinot noir, Central Coast$13
Beers
Draft
Heineken — lager$8
Affligem — blonde ale$9
Bottled
Heineken — lager$8
Heineken 0.0 — proof-free lager$8
Amstel Light — lager$8
Lagunitas — IPA$9
Duvel — Belgian ale$11
Boulevard — bourbon quad barrel aged ale$15
Juices (cold pressed)
I Can See Clearly Now$9
Orange, ginger, carrot
Green with Envy$9
Kale, cucumber, lime, ginger
Got the Beet$9
Beet, apple, lime
Orange (fresh-squeezed)$7

Brunch
Starters
Clam Chowder
Yukon gold potatoes, bacon, shrimp, chive batons
Wedge Salad
Smoked bacon, hard boiled egg, blue cheese
Fennel & Citrus Salad (v)(gf)
Pecorino, spiced pistachio crumble, honey yogurt vinaigrette
Poached Shrimp
Horseradish, Meyer lemon, spicy cocktail sauce
Mains
‘Egg’ in a Hole (vv)(gf)
Slow roasted bell pepper, arrowleaf spinach, crème fraîche
Brioche French Toast (v)
Caramelized banana, toasted pecan, whipped crème fraîche
Steak & Eggs*
Potato rösti, braised Swiss chard, bordelaise sauce
Benedicts
Avocado* (v)
Asparagus & lime hollandaise
Soft-Shell Crab*
Corn cake & Aleppo pepper hollandaise
The Wake*
Crispy pork belly, sautéed spinach, bone marrow hollandaise
Desserts
Coconut ‘Panna Cotta’ (vv)(gf)
Fresh berries, candied orange, pinenut granola
Apple Tatin (v)
Caramelized apple, mascarpone crème, almond financier
Crêpe Cake
Pistachio crumble, strawberry & rhubarb compote

Dinner
Sip & Savor$35
A curated selection with paired sips.
Starters
Clam Chowder
Yukon gold potato, bacon, shrimp, chive batons
Corn Custard & Black Bean Salad (v)
Tomatillo, peppadew, cilantro
Wedge Salad
Smoked bacon, hard boiled egg, blue cheese
Hamachi Crudo*
Pickled rhubarb, hibiscus, basil
Roasted Bone Marrow
Pickled red onion, fresh herbs, toasted brioche
Mains
Crispy Polenta (vv)(gf)
Slow roasted bell pepper, arrowleaf spinach, crème fraîche
Shrimp & Grits
Smoked bacon, caper tomato sauce, Aleppo pepper
Pan Roasted Atlantic Salmon* (gf)
Roasted beets, grilled bolland leeks, lemon yogurt sauce, caviar
Salt-Baked Dorade
Caper lemon butter sauce
From the Grill
Herb Roasted Chicken
Hanger Steak*
Filet Mignon*
New York Strip*
New Zealand Lamb Chops*
Sides
Brown butter roasted wild mushrooms (v)(gf)
Green asparagus & guindilla sauce (v)(gf)
Creamed spinach (v)
French fries (vv)
Twice baked potato & caramelized onions (v)
Sauces
American-style steak sauce
Tarragon salsa verde (vv)(gf)
Romesco (vv)(gf)
Bone marrow béarnaise
Treat Yourself
Aged Tomahawk Steak*$75
Raw Bar
Petit Plateau*$45
1/2 Maine lobster, oysters, poached shrimp, steamed mussels, snow crab claws, clams
Grand Plateau*$85
Whole Maine lobster, oysters, crawfish, poached shrimp, clams, steamed mussels, snow crab claws, Alaskan king crab legs
Oysters½ Doz $20 · Doz $40

I started with an iceberg wedge salad – small but crisp with plenty of bacon – and ordered a filthy martini. When it arrived, it looked like someone had taken a sip before bringing it over; it was barely half full. For $15, that’s a crime. Thankfully, the second round came filled to the brim. Consistency matters!

Wedge Salad from The Wake on Brilliant Lady
Wedge Salad from The Wake on Brilliant Lady
The (small) Filthy Martini from The Wake on Brilliant Lady
The (small) Filthy Martini from The Wake on Brilliant Lady

For my main course, I went with the New York strip cooked perfectly medium rare, with twice-baked potatoes and sautéed mushrooms. Everything was flavorful, and the roasted garlic served alongside was the perfect touch. Since I wasn’t planning on having a heavy make-out session with any pineapple people onboard, that garlic was eaten all up!  I finished with the coconut panna cotta – coconut ice cream encased in a rich, hard chocolate shell – and it was the perfect ending to the meal.

New York Strip from The Wake on Brilliant Lady
New York Strip from The Wake on Brilliant Lady
New York Strip from The Wake on Brilliant Lady
New York Strip from The Wake on Brilliant Lady
Coconut Pana Cotta from The Wake on Brilliant Lady
Coconut Pana Cotta from The Wake on Brilliant Lady

Service was attentive, the pacing was just right, and unlike last night’s rushed dinner at Pink Agave, this one felt relaxed and well-timed.

The Red Room Show: Red Hot

After dinner, I headed to the main theater – The Red Room – for tonight’s production show, Red Hot. This two-story venue is where Virgin hosts its big shows, and tonight’s was a tribute to all things Virgin. The performance celebrated Sir Richard Branson’s many ventures, from Virgin Records to Virgin Galactic to Virgin Voyages itself, complete with music, storytelling, and great choreography.

Billed as “a turbo-charged tribute to Virgin’s fearless legacy,” it delivered just that – loud, colorful, high-energy fun. The music, dancers, and massive LED walls made for an impressive show. The only thing missing? Branson himself making a surprise appearance – which would’ve been the perfect finale, especially since he’s onboard this sailing.

After the show, the ship was buzzing. Unlike the first night, when things went quiet early, tonight things were much different. Bars were packed, live music was playing in multiple venues, and even the shops were full of late-night browsers. I called it an early night, though – we’ve got another sea day tomorrow before reaching St. Maarten on Monday.

Thanks for following along on the MerMaiden Voyage of Virgin Voyages’ Brilliant Lady from Miami. Stay tuned for Day 3 – another relaxing day at sea!

Brilliant Lady Activities – Day 2: October 18, 2025
All times Miami time

7:00–7:30am
Sun Worshippers
B-Complex Balance, Deck 15
7:30–8:00am
Growth and Guided Meditation
B-Complex Balance, Deck 15
8:00–8:30am
Invigorating Vinyasa Flow Yoga
B-Complex Balance, Deck 15
8:00–8:45am
Spin-Out Class
B-Complex Bike, Deck 15
8:00–9:00am
Friends of Bill W. Meet
The Test Kitchen, Deck 6
9:00–9:30am
Large Cabana – Sea Day!
The Athletic Club Bar, Deck 16
9:00–9:30am
On-the-Upswing Bungee Class
B-Complex Balance, Deck 15
9:00–9:45am
HIIT (Don’t Quit) Class
Training Camp, Deck 16
9:00–10:00am
8 Legs Run Club
The Runway, Deck 17
9:00am–1:00pm
Restaurants: Dining Reservations Help
Sailor Services, Deck 5
9:00am–9:00pm
Explore & Book Your Future Voyages
Get Lost, Deck 7
9:30–10:30am
VHS Workout (Videos/Headbands)
The Manor, Deck 6
10:00–10:30am
Freeze the Fat: CoolSculpting Explained
B-Complex Balance, Deck 15
10:00–10:45am
HIIT (Don’t Quit) Class
Training Camp, Deck 16
10:00–10:45am
Solo Sailor: Morning Meetup
Sip Lounge, Deck 7
10:00–10:45am
Spin-Out Class
B-Complex Bike, Deck 15
10:00–11:00am
Morning Mind Benders
On The Rocks, Deck 6
10:00–11:30am
The Stitch Up
Draught Haus, Deck 7
10:00am–2:30pm
Pickleball
The Sports Court, Deck 16
10:00am–6:00pm
Shore Things Bookings Help Desk
Shore Things, Deck 7
10:00am–11:00pm
Stop, Drop, & Stroll the (Duty Free) Shops
High Street Shops, Deck 6
10:00am–3:00am
Slots Fired — Casino Slots Open
The Casino, Deck 6
10:30–11:00am
10-Minute Morning Ritual: Skincare
High Street Shops, Deck 6
10:30–11:00am
Acupuncture 101: Intro to Acupuncture
B-Complex Balance, Deck 15
10:30–11:30am
Glow Up with Clarins
High Street Shops, Deck 6
10:30–11:30am
Glow Up: Your 5-Step Skincare Ritual
Redemption Spa, Deck 5
10:30–11:45am
Rice, Rice Baby
The Test Kitchen, Deck 6
11:00–11:30am
Origin Story: Core Basics Class
B-Complex Balance, Deck 16
11:00–11:45am
Feel the Beat: Zumba Class
The Manor, Deck 6
11:00am–12:00pm
Roaming Magic with The Charmer
Sip Lounge, Deck 7
11:30am–12:00pm
Bingo Card Sales
The Red Room, Deck 6
11:30am–12:15pm
Salty Trivia: Know-It-All
On The Rocks, Deck 6
11:30am–12:30pm
Master Your Metabolism: Wellness
B-Complex Balance, Deck 15
12:00–12:30pm
Shine Bright Like a Diamond!
High Street Shops, Deck 6
12:00–1:00pm
Giving Back: Couples Massage
Redemption Spa, Deck 5
12:00pm–3:00am
All Bets are ON
The Casino, Deck 6
12:30–1:15pm
Last One Standing
The Manor, Deck 6
12:30–1:30pm
Shuffleboard Showdown
The Social Club, Deck 7
12:30–1:45pm
Bingo with the Diva
The Red Room, Deck 6
1:00–1:30pm
Hooked Up: Discover IV Therapy
The Tune Up, Deck 15
1:00–4:00pm
Afternoon Tea at SIP
Sip Lounge, Deck 7
1:30–2:30pm
Guest Artist: Matt Walden
The Dock, Deck 7
1:30–2:30pm
Hair Goals: Drop-In Consultations
Dry Dock, Deck 6
1:30–2:30pm
Kickbox Cardio Blast with The Balancer
The Perch, Deck 17
1:30–3:00pm
Painting & Boozy Bevvies
The Den A, Deck 6
1:30–5:00pm
DJ Shalishah Kay at Aquatic Club
Aquatic Club, Deck 15
1:45–2:15pm
Face Time: Meet the Medi-Spa Expert
The Tune Up, Deck 15
2:00–2:30pm
Let’s Get Scent-imental
High Street Shops, Deck 6
2:00–2:45pm
Perfect Your Posture: An Alignment Workshop
B-Complex Balance, Deck 15
2:00–3:00pm
Blend the Rules — A Whiskey Tasting
Booty Free Shop, Deck 6
2:00–3:00pm
Pop Quiz: 70s Music Trivia
On The Rocks, Deck 6
2:00–3:00pm
Tournaments: The One with the Slots
The Casino, Deck 6
2:00–3:30pm
Shot for Shot
The Test Kitchen, Deck 6
2:30–3:00pm
Bags and Bubbles
High Street Shops, Deck 6
3:00–3:30pm
Smooth, Tighten, Contour with Thermalift
B-Complex Balance, Deck 15
3:00–3:30pm
Spin-Out Class
B-Complex Bike, Deck 15
3:00–3:30pm
Watch & Scotch
High Street Shops, Deck 6
3:00–3:45pm
HIIT (Don’t Quit) Class
Training Camp, Deck 16
3:00–3:45pm
The Great Handbag Hunt
The Red Room, Deck 6
3:00–4:00pm
Gotta Dodge ’Em All
The Sports Court, Deck 16
3:00–4:00pm
LuxLink — Customized Design
The Resort Shop, Deck 7
3:00–5:00pm
Wellness Journey: Thermal Suite Destinations
Redemption Spa, Deck 5
3:15–4:15pm
Champagne Bubbles & Fried Chicken
Razzle Dazzle Restaurant
3:15–4:30pm
Suitcase of Secrets: The Fallen Flotilla
Draught Haus, Deck 7
3:30–4:00pm
Acupuncture: The Alternative Medicine Experience
B-Complex Balance, Deck 15
3:30–4:15pm
Salty Trivia: Around the World
The Social Club, Deck 7
3:30–5:30pm
Golden Hour Grooves at The Dock
The Dock, Deck 7
3:30–5:30pm
Opa Hour
The Dock, Deck 7
3:50–4:10pm
Standard Cabana – Sea Day!
The Athletic Club Bar, Deck 16
4:00–4:30pm
Horseplay Seahorse Auction
The Roundabout, Deck 6
4:00–4:30pm
On-the-Upswing Bungee Class
B-Complex Balance, Deck 15
4:00–4:30pm
Origin Story: Core Basics Class
Training Camp, Deck 16
4:00–5:00pm
Johnnie Walker: Voyage of Flavor
Booty Free Shop, Deck 6
4:30–5:00pm
On-the-Upswing Bungee Class
B-Complex Balance, Deck 15
4:30–5:00pm
The TAG Heuer Story
High Street Shops, Deck 6
5:00–5:45pm
Perfect Your Posture: An Alignment Workshop
B-Complex Balance, Deck 15
5:00–7:00pm
Up with a Twist
The Manor, Deck 6
5:15–6:15pm
Pop Quiz: Through the Ages Music Trivia
The Social Club, Deck 7
6:00–6:30pm
Roll-Out and Recover Class
B-Complex Balance, Deck 15
6:00–7:00pm
Agave Allure: Mexico’s Liquid Gold
Booty Free Shop, Deck 6
6:30–7:00pm
Open-Heart Slow-Flow Yoga
B-Complex Balance, Deck 15
6:30–7:15pm
Guest Artist: Matt Walden
The Roundabout, Deck 6
7:00–7:45pm
Salty Trivia: Bevvies and Bites
The Social Club, Deck 7
7:30–8:30pm
Red Hot
The Red Room, Deck 6
7:30–9:15pm
Kennedi & the Groove
On The Rocks, Deck 6
8:00–8:30pm
Luxe Legacy: Certified Pre-Loved
High Street Shops, Deck 6
8:30–9:30pm
Risky Quizness
The Social Club, Deck 7
8:30–10:30pm
Up with a Twist
The Manor, Deck 6
9:00–9:30pm
From Bali with Love… with John Hardy
High Street Shops, Deck 6
9:00–9:45pm
Shhh… Speakeasy Series
The Den A, Deck 6
9:00–11:00pm
Grog Walk — Draught Haus
Draught Haus, Deck 7
9:30–10:15pm
Guest Artist: Taylor Reed
The Roundabout, Deck 6
9:45–10:30pm
Shhh… Speakeasy Series
The Den A, Deck 6
10:00–11:00pm
Red Hot
The Red Room, Deck 6
10:00pm–12:00am
Karaoke with the Happenings Cast
The Social Club, Deck 7
10:30–11:15pm
Shhh… Speakeasy Series
The Den A, Deck 6
10:30pm–12:30am
Guest Artists: Soulo Lyon Trio
On The Rocks, Deck 6
11:15pm–12:00am
Shhh… Speakeasy Series
The Den A, Deck 6
11:30pm–2:30am
Club Night Featuring Guest DJ Sojo
The Manor, Deck 6

 

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