After a great first day onboard for Virgin Voyages Brilliant Lady’s MerMaiden Voyage from Miami, I’m starting to get settled in and more in-tune with the whole Virgin cruises style.  Sir Richard Branson himself is onboard for this inaugural sailing, which makes this already special voyage even more memorable, as he’s been out and about mingling with guests, I mean sailors. Headliner Kelis, who I had to Google to see who she is, will perform on the final night of the cruise. For this sailing, Brilliant Lady is calling on just three ports – St. Maarten, Tortola, and Virgin Voyages’ Beach Club at Bimini – with four sea days scattered about.

Today was the first of those four sea days as we make our way toward St. Maarten. Some sailors have already started grumbling about the number of sea days, but honestly, any day on a ship is better than a day on land.

Lick Me Till Ice Cream
Lick Me Till Ice Cream

And speaking of St. Maarten – it’s on my list of favorite islands to visit. I can’t wait to get back to the Cuban cigar lounge right at the port that sells only authentic Cubans and offers premium liquors, and to Whiskey Paradise, a shop about a 30- to 40-minute walk away known for its impressive selection of Blanton’s bourbon. There’s also Great Bay Beach, just a short walk from the pier, with its boardwalk, bars, and plenty of beach, and then there’s the famous Maho Beach where planes land right over your head. But I’ll talk more about St. Maarten once we get there.

For now, it’s all about the sea-day. On Brilliant Lady, brunch is served in The Wake – the ship’s steakhouse and seafood restaurant (and also where I had dinner later in the evening). If you’re in the mood for something quicker, there’s The Galley, which is Virgin’s take on a buffet – except it’s not a buffet. Think of it as a modern food hall with different food stalls offering everything from all-day breakfast and burgers to salads, bento boxes, tacos, and noodles. You walk up, order, and they make it fresh for you. If it’s not ready immediately, you’ll get a buzzer and pick it up when it’s done.

Lounge seating on Brilliant Lady
Lounge seating on Brilliant Lady

Brilliant Lady’s Pool Decks and Outdoor Spaces

As expected on a sea day, the pool decks were the place to be – and the people-watching didn’t disappoint. Virgin Voyages attracts quite the mix of personalities, and there’s always something happening by the pool.

The main pool, The Aquatic Club, is located on Deck 15 forward. It’s the ship’s largest pool, though “large” is generous – it’s more of a plunge pool surrounded by oversized daybeds (which go fast) and plenty of loungers. There’s a bar right there, so you’re never far from your next drink. If you prefer to bake in the sun, there are loungers overlooking the pool with zero shade and maximum rays.

The Aquatic Club Pool on Brilliant Lady
The Aquatic Club Pool on Brilliant Lady

A short walk away midship is the Well-Being Pool, near the Gym & Tonic Bar and the jogging track. It’s smaller and a little quieter – a good place to relax after a workout.

The Well Being Pool on Brilliant Lady
The Well Being Pool on Brilliant Lady

All the way aft is The Athletic Club, one of the most unique spaces on the ship. It features a boxing ring, outdoor fitness equipment, a basketball court, a massive wrap-around daybed overlooking the wake, and the Catamaran Net — a giant hammock suspended 16 decks above the ocean. It’s a must-try for the view alone.

Boxing Ring on Brilliant Lady
Boxing Ring on Brilliant Lady
The Catamaran Net on Brilliant Lady
The Catamaran Net on Brilliant Lady

There are also cabanas for rent: $200 per day for up to four sailors or $250 for up to eight. Each includes a dedicated server, towels, daybed seating, a mini fridge with water, snacks, and a bar tab credit ($40 or $80 depending on size).

Even with a full ship, there were always open spots to relax – it never felt chaotic.


The Perfect Spot – My Balcony Hammock

After some exploring, I headed to my favorite spot on the ship – my Virgin red hammock on my stateroom balcony. I’m not sure whose idea it was to put hammocks on cruise ship balconies (Sir Richard, maybe?), but whoever it was deserves a raise. It’s genius. It saves space, it’s comfortable, and it sways perfectly with the motion of the ship. Add in a cool breeze and the sound of the sea, and it’s pure bliss. My balcony’s shaded, so I can use it anytime without roasting. I’ll admit – I’ve already fallen asleep in it more than once.

Balcony for stateroom 14170A on Virgin Voyages Brilliant Lady
Balcony for stateroom 14170A on Virgin Voyages Brilliant Lady

What You Pay For (and What You Don’t)

Before getting into the evening activities, let’s talk about some of the things you do pay for on Virgin Voyages. Like I mentioned yesterday, there are no drink packages. All your non-alcoholic drinks – except specialty coffees -are included. Want a Coke? It’s free. Sparkling water? Free. Juices, sodas, even snacks like cereal bars or licorice? All included.

Yummies!
Yummies!
More Yummies!
More Yummies!

When it comes to alcohol, Virgin uses the Bar Tab system. If you buy one before your cruise, you usually get a small bonus. For example, a $250 bar tab might cost you $200 depending on the promo. Once onboard, there are no discounts – you just pay as you go. Drink prices are pretty standard: about $8–$10 for beer and $12+ for cocktails or wine.

Another thing that’s free (and optional to upgrade) is Wi-Fi. Every sailor gets complimentary basic Wi-Fi for checking email, web browsing, and social media. If you need to stream or make video calls like I do, you can upgrade – the streaming plan for this eight-day cruise was $210. VPN access costs extra, but single-day passes are available too if you only need it occasionally.


Evening Activities

Since I’ll be at sea for quite a while, surrounded by delicious food and sugary temptation, I figured I’d better get moving. After polishing off some of those cereal bars and licorice, I told myself, “You need to burn this off before dinner, fat ass!”

I try to keep up with my daily four-mile walk routine, and on sea days that means hitting the suspended jogging/walking track on the top deck. It’s a great track with ocean views and some strong wind resistance to make you work a little harder. The only downside? The number of influencers using it as their personal runway. I spent half my walk dodging couples staging windblown photo shoots with tripods and light rings with the Virgin logo as the backdrop. I kindly reminded them it’s a jogging track, not an audition for “America’s Next Top Content Creator” as one dude got a little pissy that I was getting in the way.

Influencers, you’re a scourge. There, I said it.

Virgin!
Virgin!

Casino and Dinner at The Wake

I kicked off the evening in the casino, which unfortunately didn’t show me much love. I won a few small rounds on the slots but nothing to recover what I’d lost the night before.

Virgin’s main casino is non-smoking, which I like, but they also have a tiny smoking section tucked away behind the cage called The Smoking Room. The name makes it sound like a classy cigar lounge where you can enjoy a Cuban with a drink in hand. The reality? It’s a sad little room with a handful of slot machines, no bar, no music, and a vibe somewhere between awkward and depressing. I stayed long enough to lose a few bucks and left before I caught the melancholy.

The Smoking Room on Brilliant Lady
The Smoking Room on Brilliant Lady

Originally, I had a reservation at Gunbae, the Korean BBQ restaurant, but I wasn’t in the mood to grill my own dinner. So I checked the app for last-minute openings and lucked out with a walk-up at The Wake. The host offered me a seat at the bar – well, technically a bar counter that doesn’t serve drinks – and I took it. It actually turned out to be a great spot!

Bar seating at The Wake on Brilliant Lady
Bar seating at The Wake on Brilliant Lady
Delicious bread to start from The Wake on Brilliant Lady
Delicious bread to start from The Wake on Brilliant Lady

The Wake Menu

Brilliant Lady – October 2025

Brilliant Lady - October 2025

Brilliant Lady - October 2025

Brilliant Lady - October 2025

Brilliant Lady - October 2025

Brilliant Lady - October 2025

Brilliant Lady - October 2025

Brilliant Lady - October 2025

Brilliant Lady - October 2025

Brilliant Lady - October 2025

Brilliant Lady - October 2025

I started with an iceberg wedge salad – small but crisp with plenty of bacon – and ordered a filthy martini. When it arrived, it looked like someone had taken a sip before bringing it over; it was barely half full. For $15, that’s a crime. Thankfully, the second round came filled to the brim. Consistency matters!

Wedge Salad from The Wake on Brilliant Lady
Wedge Salad from The Wake on Brilliant Lady
The (small) Filthy Martini from The Wake on Brilliant Lady
The (small) Filthy Martini from The Wake on Brilliant Lady

For my main course, I went with the New York strip cooked perfectly medium rare, with twice-baked potatoes and sautéed mushrooms. Everything was flavorful, and the roasted garlic served alongside was the perfect touch. Since I wasn’t planning on having a heavy make-out session with any pineapple people onboard, that garlic was eaten all up!  I finished with the coconut panna cotta – coconut ice cream encased in a rich, hard chocolate shell – and it was the perfect ending to the meal.

New York Strip from The Wake on Brilliant Lady
New York Strip from The Wake on Brilliant Lady
New York Strip from The Wake on Brilliant Lady
New York Strip from The Wake on Brilliant Lady
Coconut Pana Cotta from The Wake on Brilliant Lady
Coconut Pana Cotta from The Wake on Brilliant Lady

Service was attentive, the pacing was just right, and unlike last night’s rushed dinner at Pink Agave, this one felt relaxed and well-timed.


The Red Room Show: Red Hot

After dinner, I headed to the main theater – The Red Room – for tonight’s production show, Red Hot. This two-story venue is where Virgin hosts its big shows, and tonight’s was a tribute to all things Virgin. The performance celebrated Sir Richard Branson’s many ventures, from Virgin Records to Virgin Galactic to Virgin Voyages itself, complete with music, storytelling, and great choreography.

Billed as “a turbo-charged tribute to Virgin’s fearless legacy,” it delivered just that – loud, colorful, high-energy fun. The music, dancers, and massive LED walls made for an impressive show. The only thing missing? Branson himself making a surprise appearance – which would’ve been the perfect finale, especially since he’s onboard this sailing.

After the show, the ship was buzzing. Unlike the first night, when things went quiet early, tonight things were much different. Bars were packed, live music was playing in multiple venues, and even the shops were full of late-night browsers. I called it an early night, though – we’ve got another sea day tomorrow before reaching St. Maarten on Monday.

Thanks for following along on the MerMaiden Voyage of Virgin Voyages’ Brilliant Lady from Miami. Stay tuned for Day 3 – another relaxing day at sea!


Daily Schedule – All Times Miami Time

TimeActivityLocation
7:00–7:30amSun WorshippersB-Complex Balance, Deck 15
7:30–8:00amGrowth and Guided MeditationB-Complex Balance, Deck 15
8:00–8:30amInvigorating Vinyasa Flow YogaB-Complex Balance, Deck 15
8:00–8:45amSpin-Out ClassB-Complex Bike, Deck 15
8:00–9:00amFriends of Bill W. MeetThe Test Kitchen, Deck 6
9:00–9:30amLarge Cabana – Sea Day!The Athletic Club Bar, Deck 16
9:00–9:30amOn-the-Upswing Bungee ClassB-Complex Balance, Deck 15
9:00–9:45amHIIT (Don’t Quit) ClassTraining Camp, Deck 16
9:00–10:00am8 Legs Run ClubThe Runway, Deck 17
9:00am–1:00pmRestaurants: Dining Reservations HelpSailor Services, Deck 5
9:00am–9:00pmExplore & Book Your Future VoyagesGet Lost, Deck 7
9:30–10:30amVHS Workout (Videos/Headbands)The Manor, Deck 6
10:00–10:30amFreeze the Fat: CoolSculpting ExplainedB-Complex Balance, Deck 15
10:00–10:45am-HIIT (Don’t Quit) ClassTraining Camp, Deck 16
10:00–10:45amSolo Sailor: Morning MeetupSip Lounge, Deck 7
10:00–10:45amSpin-Out ClassB-Complex Bike, Deck 15
10:00–11:00amMorning Mind BendersOn The Rocks, Deck 6
10:00–11:30amThe Stitch UpDraught Haus, Deck 7
10:00am–2:30pmPickleballThe Sports Court, Deck 16
10:00am–6:00pmShore Things Bookings Help DeskShore Things, Deck 7
10:00am–11:00pmStop, Drop, & Stroll the (Duty Free) ShopsHigh Street Shops, Deck 6
10:00am–3:00amSlots Fired — Casino Slots OpenThe Casino, Deck 6
10:30–11:00am10-Minute Morning Ritual: SkincareHigh Street Shops, Deck 6
10:30–11:00amAcupuncture 101: Intro to AcupunctureB-Complex Balance, Deck 15
10:30–11:30amGlow Up with ClarinsHigh Street Shops, Deck 6
10:30–11:30amGlow Up: Your 5-Step Skincare RitualRedemption Spa, Deck 5
10:30–11:45amRice, Rice BabyThe Test Kitchen, Deck 6
11:00–11:30amOrigin Story: Core Basics ClassB-Complex Balance, Deck 16
11:00–11:45amFeel the Beat: Zumba ClassThe Manor, Deck 6
11:00am–12:00pmRoaming Magic with The CharmerSip Lounge, Deck 7
11:30am–12:00pmBingo Card SalesThe Red Room, Deck 6
11:30am–12:15pmSalty Trivia: Know-It-AllOn The Rocks, Deck 6
11:30am–12:30pmMaster Your Metabolism: WellnessB-Complex Balance, Deck 15
12:00–12:30pmShine Bright Like a Diamond!High Street Shops, Deck 6
12:00–1:00pmGiving Back: Couples MassageRedemption Spa, Deck 5
12:00pm–3:00amAll Bets are ONThe Casino, Deck 6
12:30–1:15pmLast One StandingThe Manor, Deck 6
12:30–1:30pmShuffleboard ShowdownThe Social Club, Deck 7
12:30–1:45pmBingo with the DivaThe Red Room, Deck 6
1:00–1:30pmHooked Up: Discover IV TherapyThe Tune Up, Deck 15
1:00–4:00pmAfternoon Tea at SIPSip Lounge, Deck 7
1:30–2:30pmGuest Artist: Matt WaldenThe Dock, Deck 7
1:30–2:30pmHair Goals: Drop-In ConsultationsDry Dock, Deck 6
1:30–2:30pmKickbox Cardio Blast with The BalancerThe Perch, Deck 17
1:30–3:00pmPainting & Boozy BevviesThe Den A, Deck 6
1:30–5:00pmDJ Shalishah Kay at Aquatic ClubAquatic Club, Deck 15
1:45–2:15pmFace Time: Meet the Medi-Spa ExpertThe Tune Up, Deck 15
2:00–2:30pmLet’s Get Scent-imentalHigh Street Shops, Deck 6
2:00–2:45pmPerfect Your Posture: An Alignment WorkshopB-Complex Balance, Deck 15
2:00–3:00pmBlend the Rules — A Whiskey TastingBooty Free Shop, Deck 6
2:00–3:00pmPop Quiz: 70s Music TriviaOn The Rocks, Deck 6
2:00–3:00pmTournaments: The One with the Slots## The Casino, Deck 6
2:00–3:30pmShot for ShotThe Test Kitchen, Deck 6
2:30–3:00pmBags and BubblesHigh Street Shops, Deck 6
3:00–3:30pmSmooth, Tighten, Contour with ThermaliftB-Complex Balance, Deck 15
3:00–3:30pmSpin-Out ClassB-Complex Bike, Deck 15
3:00–3:30pmWatch & ScotchHigh Street Shops, Deck 6
3:00–3:45pmHIIT (Don’t Quit) ClassTraining Camp, Deck 16
3:00–3:45pmThe Great Handbag HuntThe Red Room, Deck 6
3:00–4:00pmGotta Dodge ’Em AllThe Sports Court, Deck 16
3:00–4:00pmLuxLink — Customized DesignThe Resort Shop, Deck 7
3:00–5:00pmWellness Journey: Thermal Suite DestinationsRedemption Spa, Deck 5
3:15–4:15pmChampagne Bubbles & Fried ChickenRazzle Dazzle Restaurant
3:15–4:30pmSuitcase of Secrets: The Fallen FlotillaDraught Haus, Deck 7
3:30–4:00pmAcupuncture: The Alternative Medicine ExperienceB-Complex Balance, Deck 15
3:30–4:15pmSalty Trivia: Around the WorldThe Social Club, Deck 7
3:30–5:30pmGolden Hour Grooves at The DockThe Dock, Deck 7
3:30–5:30pmOpa HourThe Dock, Deck 7
3:50–4:10pmStandard Cabana – Sea Day!The Athletic Club Bar, Deck 16
4:00–4:30pmHorseplay Seahorse AuctionThe Roundabout, Deck 6
4:00–4:30pmOn-the-Upswing Bungee ClassB-Complex Balance, Deck 15
4:00–4:30pmOrigin Story: Core Basics ClassTraining Camp, Deck 16
4:00–5:00pmJohnnie Walker: Voyage of FlavorBooty Free Shop, Deck 6
4:30–5:00pmOn-the-Upswing Bungee ClassB-Complex Balance, Deck 15
4:30–5:00pmThe TAG Heuer StoryHigh Street Shops, Deck 6
5:00–5:45pmPerfect Your Posture: An Alignment WorkshopB-Complex Balance, Deck 15
5:00–7:00pmUp with a TwistThe Manor, Deck 6
5:15–6:15pmPop Quiz: Through the Ages Music TriviaThe Social Club, Deck 7
6:00–6:30pmRoll-Out and Recover ClassB-Complex Balance, Deck 15
6:00–7:00pmAgave Allure: Mexico’s Liquid GoldBooty Free Shop, Deck 6
6:30–7:00pmOpen-Heart Slow-Flow YogaB-Complex Balance, Deck 15
6:30–7:15pmGuest Artist: Matt WaldenThe Roundabout, Deck 6
7:00–7:45pmSalty Trivia: Bevvies and BitesThe Social Club, Deck 7
7:30–8:30pmRed HotThe Red Room, Deck 6
7:30–9:15pmKennedi & the GrooveOn The Rocks, Deck 6
8:00–8:30pmLuxe Legacy: Certified Pre-LovedHigh Street Shops, Deck 6
8:30–9:30pmRisky QuiznessThe Social Club, Deck 7
8:30–10:30pmUp with a TwistThe Manor, Deck 6
9:00–9:30pmFrom Bali with Love… with John HardyHigh Street Shops, Deck 6
9:00–9:45pmShhh… Speakeasy SeriesThe Den A, Deck 6
9:00–11:00pmGrog Walk — Draught HausDraught Haus, Deck 7
9:30–10:15pmGuest Artist: Taylor ReedThe Roundabout, Deck 6
9:45–10:30pmShhh… Speakeasy SeriesThe Den A, Deck 6
10:00–11:00pmRed HotThe Red Room, Deck 6
10:00pm–12:00amKaraoke with the Happenings CastThe Social Club, Deck 7
10:30–11:15pmShhh… Speakeasy SeriesThe Den A, Deck 6
10:30pm–12:30amGuest Artists: Soulo Lyon TrioOn The Rocks, Deck 6
11:15pm–12:00amShhh… Speakeasy SeriesThe Den A, Deck 6
11:30pm–2:30amClub Night Featuring Guest DJ SojoThe Manor, Deck 6

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