Buenos días! Estamos en Cozumel, Mexico. Ok, that about covers the extent of my high school Spanish. It’s overcast, and as we made our approach into Cozumel, we hit a few scattered showers. With only a few small sightings of blue sky, we were glad there was nothing specific scheduled for today’s agenda. The only important goal was going ashore long enough to stock up on vanilla extract and maybe a little Mexican candy.

Punta Langosta terminal in Cozumel Mexico
Punta Langosta terminal in Cozumel Mexico

Disney Cruise Line docks at the Punta Langosta pier in Cozumel, or as Scott puts it, the good pier. Most other cruise lines dock further down the coast at the Puerta Maya terminal. The major difference here? Punta Langosta drops you in the center of town, literally into a strip mall that opens up to the main coastal drag where all the prime shopping is, if you can call it that in Cozumel. Puerta Maya, on the other hand, has little to nothing directly at the port, requiring you to either grab a taxi to reach the shopping district or book an excursion. There’s not a whole lot down that way for just carousing by foot.

This was perfect for us, as the few things we wanted were steps away from the ship. With the rain on and off, we thought we’d grab a break in the rain to head ashore around 10:30. Making our way down to the gangway, we were greeted with one of Disney’s little perks, they were handing out ponchos for guests to help avoid the liquid sunshine.

The initial all ashore was 8:45, with all aboard at 4:45. More than enough time to spend on this particular island off the coast of Cancun. While we were the only ship docked at Punta Langosta, the Puerta Maya terminal was packed with four ships, RC Enchantment of the Seas, Norwegian Viva, Carnival Valor, Carnival Paradise, and Carnival Jubilee.

While there is a definite convenience factor to the shopping center right at the pier, this is a location where you have to be ready for vendors sitting outside the shops and constant invitations to come see their wares. In many places you go, a simple “no, thank you” suffices to get them to move on to the next unsuspecting victim. Here, they’ll persist and often follow you for a few steps trying to get you to come back. It’s to the point that I recommend not even making eye contact and not breaking stride. This is one of the worst ports we visit in that regard. Coincidentally, it’s our second least favorite next to Nassau.

There are a few worthwhile excursions to book if you’ve never done them. In past visits, we’ve done a chocolate and piñata-making workshop, swum with dolphins, and visited the San Gervasio Mayan Ruins. I would recommend any of the excursions that include the chocolate workshops and crafting for kids. For the adults, there are also a number that incorporate tequila demonstrations along with it. If beach visits are your thing, you’ll need to book an excursion to reach them, as none are within walking distance from this pier.

The shopping available in the port is typical of what you’ll find on pretty much every island. The chain jewelry stores like Diamonds International, junk trinkets, and the obligatory Cariloha and Del Sol. Sprinkled in will always be a few destination-specific features, but for the most part, it’s same same. Of course, you won’t walk far for a Starbucks, and Señor Frog’s is waiting at the end of the shops.

During one of our previous sailings that stopped in Cozumel, our server told us about the Mega Store, stating that this was one of the favorite ports for crew simply because of this. He said that it is common for crew members who have time to go into port to end up with shopping lists from their cabin mates and friends to restock the essentials.

Since curiosity got the best of us, and we were thinking about getting a gift to leave for Ida when he returns to the ship next week, we decided to take advantage of a break in the rain to walk the few blocks down and check it out.

 

We’ll call it the Mexican Super Walmart. A large two-story general store that sold everything from groceries to appliances, as in full refrigerators and large flat-screen TVs. Of course, we had to walk around and see what treasures we could find. Not surprisingly, we also bumped into one of our baristas who was filling his cart. The fresh bakery items, in particular, caught our attention, and while there was a temptation to try some, the combination of not being able to take them back onboard along with the flies that were enjoying their samples made it a thanks, but no thanks.

With gift cards, vanilla, and Mexican candy in tow, that pretty much sums up Cozumel, back to the ship!

The afternoon was spent out on the Cove Deck visiting with the deck 13 family before the winds and rain really kicked up, sending everyone scattering for cover.


Dinner at Plaza De Coco on Disney Treasure

Fittingly, as we pushed off from the Mexican coast, our dinner was our first at Plaza de Coco. This particular restaurant is themed after a Mexican outdoor plaza, complete with a mariachi band serenading throughout the meal, with visits from Miguel and Abuelita to make sure you’re eating enough.

Now, last night we commented on the slow service. Tonight, they were on a mission to make it up to us. My Arnold Palmer was waiting for me on the table as we walked up. Then, as soon as we were seated, Deniz came over to apologize again for the previous evening’s experience and presented our daughter with a souvenir alebrijes sipper cup. If you’re like me and haven’t seen Coco, alebrijes are magical spirit guides that can shape-shift.

Alebrijes sipper from the Disney Treasure
Alebrijes sipper from the Disney Treasure

Over the course of the meal, we received the level of service we are accustomed to on DCL. Orders were taken in a timely fashion, and while we were served our appetizers, we received a complimentary bottle of prosecco. As my wife and I don’t drink, we asked if my mother would like it, and she enjoyed a few glasses with dinner. Ours was graciously exchanged for a bottle of Cloudem. We didn’t ask for any of this and didn’t even expect it. It was appreciated, though, and this is a nod to the lengths they are willing to go to ensure you are not just satisfied but happy with your experience.

Disney Cruise Line
Plaza de Coco Dinner Menu
Disney Treasure

Entradas

Chorizo Street Croquettes
Toasted corn, chili-lime crema, cotija cheese, cilantro

Abuelita Elena’s Shrimp Diablo
Sautéed garlic shrimp, sliced fingerling potatoes, mild chili-chipotle sauce, cilantro, pickled red onion, toasted birote

Toasted Pumpkin Seed, Garbanzo Bean “Hummus”
Pumpkin seed, garbanzo bean, orange, lime, roasted garlic, cucumber, jicama, bolillos

Goat Cheese, Yellow and Red Beet Tower
Almond crumble, chive-honey dressing

Ensaladas

Cucumber and Queso Fresco Salad
Pickled red onions, serrano chili, lime, cilantro, baby oak leaf, lola rosso

Baby Romaine Salad
Baby romaine, cherry tomatoes, roasted corn, lime pepitas, cotija cheese, creamy cumin-avocado dressing

Sopa

Chicken Tortilla Soup
Pulled red chili chicken, cut corn, black beans, red bell pepper, cilantro, queso fresco, crisp tortilla

Red and Green Lentil Soup
Paprika spiced sausage, carrots, fire roasted tomatoes

Platos Principales

Gemelli Pasta
Roasted sun-dried tomato, baby spinach, ripped basil, lemon zest, black pepper, burrata cheese, olive oil

Red Capsicum and Green Parsley Grilled Snapper
Fried yuca, refried beans, spinach, pico de gallo, lime

Butternut Squash Enchilada
Pinto bean, baby spinach, Chihuahua cheese, roasted corn, red Guajillo chile sauce

Luisa’s Pollo Asado
Michoacán citrusspiced roasted chicken, cilantro rice, tostones, serrano-tomatillo salsa

Pasilla-Brown Sugar Rubbed Roasted Pork Tenderloin
Whipped boniato, chard, crisp taro chips, maple jus

Plant-Based Tacos
Wild mushrooms, chiles toreados, apple-chayote slaw, cashew crema, pico de gallo, soft flour tortillas

Enrique’s Port Wine Braised Center Cut Beef Short Rib
Cheddar cheese-green onion red skin mash, long green beans, crisp shallots

Platos Ligeros

Mesquite Spiced Salmon Salad
Iceberg, radicchio, arugula, roasted corn, grape tomatoes, cucumber, crisp tortilla, goat cheese, avocado, black beans, lime-cilantro ranch dressing

Grilled Sirloin Steak
Roasted Breast of Chicken
Oven-Baked Filet of Salmon

The above entrées are served with garden vegetables and your choice of steamed white rice or baked potato

Postres

Margarita Lime Cheesecake
Sea salt shortbread, raspberry-agave margarita coulis

Tía Gloria’s Flan de Queso
Cream cheese flan, dried apricot and pineapple, florentine snap

Mexican Chocolate Tart
Spiced chocolate crème, caramel pecan nuts, chocolate glaze

Warm Coconut Tres Leches
Three milk-soaked coconut cake, caramel sauce, dulce de leche ice cream

Ice Cream Sundae

Miguel’s “Remember Me” Sundae
Cookies ’n cream ice cream, Oreo cookies, chocolate fudge sauce, whipped cream

No Sugar Added

Mamá Coco’s Coffee Crème
Lady fingers, Kahlúa espresso, mascarpone cheese

We were looking forward to another new menu with Mexican cuisine, and it was wonderful both in selection and taste. I hit a variety of dishes, starting with the chorizo street croquettes and shrimp Diabla, then moving to the chicken tortilla soup. There was a need to do some sampling for the entrées, combining the red capsicum and green parsley grilled snapper with the beef short ribs.

The croquettes were incredible, resembling a mozzarella log filled with cornmeal and cotija cheese and drizzled with a chili-lime crema. While they were very good, they also sat a little heavy. I wanted to eat all three, but I was concerned I’d fill up too much to enjoy the rest of the meal, so I left one for the kid to try. The shrimp were decent, nothing to write home about.

The tortilla soup would have been more adequately named enchilada soup, as the consistency was closer to a tomato paste with a rich flavor. It could have used more shreds of chicken but wasn’t bad.

The pace through the first courses was pleasant. Not rushed, not too slow. As I said, they were making every effort to not leave us hanging. As I stated on day one, they do have multiple tables, and I think some of the others were needing a little more of their attention, and last night we kind of fell through the cracks a bit.

Snapper is one of my favorite fish, and this entrée offered two pieces, each with a different sauce on top. I liked both, but the red capsicum (red bell pepper) was the winner for me. When it came to the braised short rib, my expectations were high, as it was fork-tender and basically melted with the smallest amount of pressure. It fell short in the flavor department, though. Something that was obviously slow-cooked, you would expect to have absorbed a lot of juices and seasoning. Nope, nada. Just roast beef.

The best thing on either plate? The fried yucca. And I mean that in a good way. Yucca is a starchy root vegetable similar to a potato. While they looked like simple fried potato logs, the texture was light and the flavor offered a sweetness that was unexpected. You could almost make that into a dessert. Roll it in cinnamon sugar and serve it with a little chocolate or dulce de leche sauce.

Did I mention dessert? Again, there were too many options to leave anything out, so between the table we got Tía Gloria’s Flan Queso, the Mexican Chocolate Tart, Mama Coco’s Coffee Crème, and the Margarita Lime Cheesecake. Mixed reviews all around. I didn’t try the chocolate tart as I, unlike my daughter, read the description. Spiced chocolate crème. She was about halfway through it when she paused long enough between mouthfuls to have the spice kick in. The rest of us got a good laugh at her expense.

The margarita cheesecake was closer to a mousse, which we’ve noticed a lot the last two weeks. To quote Inigo Montoya, “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” It was lacking in anything spectacular, receiving a “meh.”

With the description of the coffee crème, I had visions of Animal Kingdom Lodge’s zebra domes that have reached the level of “must-haves” in WDW. Another disappointment. It actually lacked any flavor at all and was still frozen in the middle, clearly not having adequate time to defrost prior to serving.

Flan to the rescue! This was creamy and sweet enough, but not too sweet, with just enough glaze to accent the smooth flavor. I could have eaten six more.


The Evening on Stage

Following dinner, we caught a little evening entertainment. Starting off in the Sarabi Theater was a stage show billed as Choose Wisely: An Indiana Jones Comedy Adventure. This sketch comedy recreated some scenes from the Indiana Jones franchise with a twist. As each scene came to a pivotal moment, they paused to ask the audience how to proceed in a “choose your fate” style. It led to some interesting alternative endings. It was performed in an over-the-top acting style that made Jim Carrey seem tame. There were a lot of laughs and more than a few groans. Worth a watch for some old-fashioned slapstick comedy.

 

Next up was Fab Fox, take two. This time for the entire family, with a larger stage and longer set time. Much better than the previous evening. The energy level was high throughout the room, and he did a great job with some audience participation, including the kids. That’s always a crowd pleaser. Consider him redeemed.

After the show, I wandered around a bit trying to see what grabbed my attention. As we were at full speed and the headwinds were battling the ship, most of the outer decks were already closed off, with deck chairs fastened down for the night. That led everyone to be packed into the interior decks, so it was futile trying to find a spot to sit at any of the lounges. I decided to grab a few slices of late-night pizza and call it a night.

It’s off to Grand Cayman in the morning for a little money laundering, I mean cave exploration. Thanks for reading along. We’ll see you tomorrow!


Daily Planner

TimeEventLocation
06:00 – 12:00Good Morning Disney TreasureDisney Treasure
08:15 – 08:45Friends of Bill W.Triton Lounge
08:30 – 09:45Alice in Wonderland (Classic)Funnel Vision
08:30 – 09:30Coloring TimeSkipper Society
08:30 – 10:30Family Movie Fun Time: ElioNever Land Cinema
09:00 – 09:30GenieDeck 5 Balcony
09:00 – 12:15Avatar: Fire and Ash (PG-13) 2DWonderland Cinema
09:00 – 09:30General Disney Trivia: Level 1Skipper Society
09:30 – 10:30Wreck-It RalphFunnel Vision
09:45 – 10:15Family CraftsSkipper Society
10:00 – 11:42Frozen IIFunnel Vision
10:30 – 11:15Crafts TriviaSkipper Society
11:00 – 12:00CarsFunnel Vision
11:15 – 12:00Learn to Draw: Nick WildeSkipper Society
12:00 – 01:44Turning RedFunnel Vision
12:45 – 01:15Disney Food TriviaSkipper Society
01:30 – 02:00Learn to Draw: UrsulaSkipper Society
01:45 – 03:42Inside Out 2Funnel Vision
02:15 – 02:45Disney Parks TriviaSkipper Society
03:00 – 03:30Family CraftsSkipper Society
03:00 – 03:15GenieDeck 5 Balcony
03:30 – 04:30TarzanFunnel Vision
03:45 – 04:15Frozen TriviaSkipper Society
04:00 – 05:06Descendants 3Funnel Vision
04:15 – 05:00Trivia of ImagineeringSkipper Society
04:30 – 05:00Encanto CelebrationSarabi
05:00 – 05:14CruellaFunnel Vision
05:00 – 05:30Disney Vacation Club Group PreviewTriton Lounge
05:15 – 05:45Disney VictrophonicsGrand Hall
05:15 – 06:00Encanto Photos and Magic ShotGrand Hall (Vestibule)
05:30 – 06:00General Knowledge TriviaSkipper Society
05:30 – 07:00Zootopia 2Walt Disney Theatre
05:30 – 06:00Lightsaber PhotosGrand Hall (Starboard Side)
06:00 – 06:55Jungle CruiseFunnel Vision
06:30 – 07:00Songs of Today with The DublonersSkipper Society
06:30 – 07:00Merchandise Event: Celebrate YOU EventPalace Treasures
07:00 – 07:30Welcome Complimentary CharmRoyal Regalia
07:15 – 08:30Haunted Mansion Magic ShotsGrand Hall (Port Side)
07:30 – 08:00The Simpsons TriviaTriton Lounge
07:30 – 08:15Marvel Super Club (18+)Sarabi
07:30 – 08:00Guess the Cart Weight: Rare Gemstones3 Wishes
08:00 – 08:30General Knowledge TriviaSkipper Society
08:00 – 09:00Luxury of Time: Discover BreitlingPalace Treasures
08:15 – 09:15Fab Fox: The New Generation of MagicWalt Disney Theatre
08:30 – 09:00Learn to Draw: UrsulaTriton Lounge
08:30 – 09:00Southern Nights with The DublonersSkipper Society
09:00 – 10:08Jungle CruiseFunnel Vision
09:00 – 10:00Yellow Diamond EventRoyal Regalia
09:30 – 10:00Family Superstar KaraokeTriton Lounge
09:30 – 10:15Encanto Photos and Magic ShotGrand Hall (Vestibule)
10:00 – 11:00Treasure Beats with The DublonersSkipper Society
10:15 – 11:00Jeff Civillico: Juggler (18+)Walt Disney Theatre

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